Conservative Supreme Court nominee John Roberts, who has Long Beach, Indiana roots, was being grilled by Ted Kennedy over the usual issues: abortion, abortion and abortion. Anyway, for those of you who are not familiar with the area, it would be fair to say that Long Beach and the rest of Indiana's sliver of Lake Michigan shoreline is 99.99% populated with vacationing, seasonal Illinoisans. Wow - Chicago must be an awful place to live...